The Vacation

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You may have heard (probably not though) that recently (like during the summer so not really recently now) I went on a kids-free vacation consisting of four whole days of adult fun - amazing I know.

Now I could tell you stories of all the wonderful fun we did have, like floating down the river drinking and laughing and navigating through the wilderness. Or how about going deep DEEP into these caves which had these AMAZING formations that had been in existence so long that it made my head hurt to try to wrap around how old they were. Or I could tell you about all the wining and dining and romance that poured from my husband.

But honestly that's not what you're here for, (well if I was being completely honest you're not really here to hear about this story either - but you're gonna get it!) So we had the (mis)fortune to believe that it would be fun to travel with my sister and her boyfriend. Nothing up to this day had ever pointed to this being a bad decision. He (at every opportunity) had shown himself to be kind, considerate, smart, and all-around-good-guy. This quickly crumbled on our trip.

I think our first indication that maybe maybe this might not have been the best decision was when we were trying to decide where to eat the first night. My sister's boyfriend (we'll call him jerk-face) had proclaimed that he wouldn't nay couldn't go out to eat at a chain restaurant. Now normally I would have said 'fine, let's see what this new town has in store' BUT we had been traveling for 6 hours and it was 10 o'clock at night. Any of the cute "hometown" restaurants were closed. All of the major chains were of course open. It seems to me that the logical thing would have been to just call it one night and eat what we can so we could have fun tomorrow. But OH NO mr. jerk-face HAD to have a non-chain restaurant. So we searched for about 15-30 minutes till finally I just wanted to eat and get to bed. He then had the audacity to start complaining about how the town we were in was obviously not as good as this other town (45 minutes away) and how we should go there. Tonight. As in right now.
I, of course, put my foot down and we went to a chipotle's (or something like that).

Day two didn't fare any better. The morning was fine (great actually) but then we're going on the sight-seeing portion of our vacation when I start feeling extremely sick. (Like me puking in bushes sick.) So I sit so hopefully I can get my stomach under me and we can continue, because who's a trooper - me.
But then I heard continuous whining about why we weren't going yet and yadda-yadda. Blarg. (Blarg is also the word you'll need to open your presents for today!)
I did get my stomach under me and we went on to have an okay afternoon but then it was time to go back to the hotel. Everyone felt it, it had been a long hot day and we all needed baths and time apart. But oh no mr. I-need-to-experience-everything-but-can't-say-I-want-to-till-the-last-moment suddenly decided that NO we can't leave yet. So we trudged around some more - miserable - until finally I said let's grab some ice cream and vamoose. We quickly all ate our ice cream and was going to get up to limp back to the car when mr. jerkface announces that HE isn't done eating yet. (Not like it's in a portable container or anything...) so we sit there in the blistering heat while he SLOOOOWLY eats his frackin' ice cream. And when I say slow I mean he would purposely slowly scoop the ice cream and place it between his lips and slowly let each morsel melt. It was the most disgusting thing that I had seen out of a 38 year old man. My 6 year old son has more manners than to pout like that...but moving on...

Day 3
One of the big attractions for this vacation was that we were going to meet up with some friends and go floating down the river - fun stuff right? Well mr jerkface decides that he doesn't want to go floating and he's going to make it horrible for every other person on the float. And then...
AND THIS WAS THE KICKER OF THE WEEKEND
he whines about how we should have gone to the town (45 minutes away) to get cupcakes instead.

So for the duration of the trip back I was a passive-agressive cow and played rap the entire way back.
(He hates HATES rap.) mwaha ha haha.

Now that I've talked your ears off and you've bypassed this whole message let's get down to business!

WE NEED HELP!!!!!
I am in a Nursing Program which means that when I'm not in school, doing clinicals, spending time with my kids/husband/family, or eating (whatever I can run with), I'm studying (notice I didn't say sleeping - I miss sleep!)
So even if you can only give me one chapter I would be so SO appreciative. Need of cleaners, j-e translators, and k-e translators. HELP HELP HELP!!!!


{RELEASES}


1. HER chapter 2

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2. Nounai Poison Berry volume 02 chapter 07

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